My Monthly Budget

...is tighter than a thirteen-year-old. I mean, I will have just enough money left over at the end of every month to splurge on a six-pack and a movie. I will probably have to make newspaper double as TP--oh wait, I don't even get the newspaper. Shit.

OK, it's probably not that bad. But seriously, even though I am a full-time working man, that doesn't mean I can leave everything in my past behind. In fact, now is when I start paying for college! And it will take even longer than I initially anticipated to pay everything back. Plus, I can thank the wonderful homeless junkies of Evanston for breaking into my car, forcing me to give up my four wheels for over a week and delve even deeper into my wallet than I probably should otherwise. Woohoo. But I know there are other people who are in the same situation, so I should stop whining.

At least I got my money back from that loser on eBay who never sent me my stuff... Bastard.